Friday, January 15, 2010

semi-chronology. non-consequential [+PB]

Have I told you my story about how I got some peanut butter? Well oh em gee we have a tale here. So there I was in Target, just minding my own, looking at bikes with Haven, when suddenly this magical aisle appeared and on it was glorious quantities of food! I was shocked at the bundled goodies, when I noticed a duo-pack of Jif EXTRA CRUNCHY PEANUT BUTTER for the low value price of *clears throat*. I couldn't pass it up! I'm not at the Center eating this delicious morsel in between two slices of bread.

Once in my life, I was absolutely determined to get some extra crunchy peanut butter - to eat all by myself. I finally made it to a local wally-world and got a jar. Oh boy was I excited. On the way home I just simply couldn't wait to make a sandwich. We made something else for dinner, like pasta, so I had to wait till the next day to make my sandwich of miracles. So while eating dinner, we began to watch the local news. And what should come on besides a reporter covering the recall of peanut butter? They read the serial number range, and I promptly ran to my jar to find it was labeled with the afflicted numbers! Thus, tonight, I vowed not to watch TV until after eating at least one sandwich worth of my crunchy goodness.

Today I made progress on three jobs: an interview with Barnes and Nobel, an application and test for the census bureau, and an application for Sentera in Williamsburg. I feel I have made good progress. The census testing was pretty easy, but it took a LONG time..

My hands have been getting more and more cracked lately. This is typical of winter time. I asked Christy if she had any ancient Indian secret techniques to keep your hands from cracking WITHOUT the use of lotion, and she said no. But she did suggest not washing my hands. I happen to think that idea won't go well with the health inspector...

Lately one of the biggest investments I've been making is in this DVD that Mike and I are producing for the Ministry NOW! conference. I've been working on the same project for about a week now, and I keep finding things to do. I'm kinda getting dizzy and tired of it haha. But I think it will be well worth the effort and will look very nice. We found a good label for the disc (which is burned with Lightscribe so it's PERFECT), have a mostly-final case sleeve, and are probably 78% done with the DVD content.

Oh wow. Chocolate, peanut butter and mayonnaise. Simply phenomenal.

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